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2 Dost salo baad mile.

2 Dost salo baad mile.
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai.
Sonu: Kaisi hai teri biwi.
Monu: Swarg ki apsra hai,
Aur teri
Sonu: Meri to abhi jinda hai!!

Question:

Question:
Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti,
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Socho..
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Ans:
Chain ki Saans…

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D

Man: is there any medicine for long life?

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

Kahte hain..

Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.